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The Talent Show Story – Review of Episode 2

The second episode of the Talent Show Story proved to be more entertaining than the first with a good mix of humour and history to entertain most viewers.  Where else would you get to find out the link between Simon Cowell and Zig and Zag, dogs attempting to play the guitar, and a chicken factory worker nailing both the Bee Gees and Aqua in the same show?

The birth of the talent show judges

As someone who grew up in the 80s and 90s, I was amazed to find out how many of the famous faces and entertainers from that era got their break on New Faces in the 1970s.  Winners of the show included Roy Walker (it’s good but it’s not quite right), Les Dennis (now doing odd jobs with Barry from Eastenders for Ricky Gervais), whilst plenty of others including Lenny Henry, Victoria Wood went on to bigger and better things.  Jim Davidson was on it too (the racist homophobic guy who did the Big Break).  The focus was not so much on the contestants though, but on the judges and in particular Mickie Mosh and Tony ‘the hatchett’ Hatch.  As well as being the first pair to be brutally honest with contestants, they also generated massive interest from the tabloids.  As they say, any publicity is good publicity and it was revealed that ITV bosses encouraged Mosh and Hatch to be forthright in their views to keep the tabloids entertained.

Britain’s Got Talent … or has it?

Britain’s Got Talent almost never made it to the air in the UK and ironically it was NBC who picked the show up first.  It only then came back to the UK following the huge success it had on the other side of the Atlantic.  Simon Cowell revealed that he was getting bored with singers and wanted a bit more variety and to bring back the spirit of Opportunity Knocks.  Perhaps more telling was when he said that “I live to find a dog that can play instruments”.  Well for those of you in the same boat as Simon you need look no further.  My Dream Is To Be has a whole section on famous pets.  Check out Whizzer the dog singing Bohemian Rhapsody, and Carrie the labrador dancing the meringue for starters.  Much of the entertainment unfortunately comes from the cringe-worthiness of the performances.  As Piers Morgan said, “everyone in Britain thinks they have a secret talent and almost all are wrong”.

Simon Cowell – from Sale of the Century to becoming a mega rich international celebrity who we hate but are all secretly jealous of…

We have the magical clip of Simon Cowell on Sale of Century.  At some point after this decided to move on from the afternoon game-show circuit and get into the music business.  Not only did he have huge success with Robson and Jerome (from Soldier, Soldier) and the dodgy boy band Five, he also propelled Big Breakfast icons Zig and Zag to the top of the charts with their hit song ‘Them Girls’.

Rather than simply retiring at the top, Simon Cowell joined up with Simon Fuller, the man behind the Spice Girls, to create Pop Idol.  His cutting lines, including, “Without being unkind, you will never in a billion years be a pop star”, and “That was the equivalent of musical food poisoning”, turned him into a national celebrity overnight.  He was then perusaded to appear on American Idol where his honesty ignited a wave of publicity which ultimately propelled both the show and him to the top of the entertainment world.

Worst Auditions on Talent Shows

What makes the modern era of talent shows different from the past is the filming of the auditions, the best and worst of which are broadcast for our viewing pleasure.  This process that has given us some of the most entertaining and memorable moments on TV talent shows.  87 year old Edna Moore from the bizarre duo Spirit and Destiny was one of the few people to successfully put Simon Cowell in his place following a typical cutting remark.  We fear though that despite being told he “was an ignorant person” who best “alter your ways”, Simon has not taken heed of the advice.

Our favourite ‘worst audition’ though is Robert Unwin from the chicken factory.  His Bee Gees rendition is pretty painful, but he really captures the spirit of Aqua with his version of ‘Barbie Girl’ where he takes the role of both the woman with squeaky voice and the bald guy playing Ken to great effect.  Click here to view Robert Unwin’s X Factor performance.  Yes he is not Elvis Presley, but I hope you agree there is unfulfilled potential under there bursting to get out…

If you like watching some of the best and worst of talent show auditions, check out the TV Talent section of the site where we have videos from all the main talent shows for your perusal and entertainment.  Until next time:

- Oh, I’m Having So Much Fun!
- Well, Barbie, We’re Just Getting Started!
- Oh, I Love You Ken!

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Entertaining videos involving animals

Some of the most entertaining videos you can find on the web involve animals… maybe it would be better to say ‘amusing’ videos.  At My Dream Is To Be we have decided to help you find these videos and allow pet owners to showcase the talent of their domestic beasts.

A cat with acting skills....

One of our favourite videos is of Carrie the Dog doing the Meringue.  Not only is this cute labrador able to pull off some pretty amazing moves on its hind legs, she does it whilst wearing a dress.

There are various varieties of singing dog that are out there for all to enjoy.  Personally I would describe them as whining dogs, but they have seem to have a large niche of hardcore fans.  One very special dog called Crystal has the unique ability of being able to sing ‘Happy Birthday’.  Take a look and see what you make of it!

Nora the Cat takes things a bit further with a masterclass on how to play the piano.  To say she can play the blues might be an exaggeration, but she certainly knows how to press the keys in a unnervingly rhythmic way.  My theory is that there is some Sheeba stuck under the keys and Nora is desperately trying to get a quick snack.

The biggest question this all raises is how on earth these animal learn these human skills?  It must take a significant amount of training on behalf of the owner and makes me wonder what else is dropped in the training regime to make space?  They might be able to sing ‘God Save The Queen’ whilst doing the rumba, but do they know how to respond to whistle or do their bowel movements outside (or in a litter-box)?

A workaholic rabbit

If you have videos which have caught animals doing amazing things send them in to My Dream Is To Be.  The focus is on talented pets, but we are happy to receive videos of all animals including zebras, pandas and monkeys (think Monkey News a la Karl Pilkington). We are waiting to be amused…

PS:  For those of you looking for it, here is the amazing video of Fenton the Dog in Richmond Park and his poor owner.

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